'Twas The Week Before Christmas . . .
We've been snowed in all week and I was beginning to wonder if we would make it to see Santa. Vu has never seen Santa. Vu really wanted to see Santa. Mommy really wanted Vu to see Santa.
The skies cleared so we sprang to our sleigh, to our team gave a whistle, and took off as dry leaves before hurricanes fly, through hail and lightening and a blizzard.
This means there was a tiny bit of snow still on the road.
Our actual destination was a party on the other side of town. We hadn't planned on going to the mall but since we had two minutes to spare I talked Eric into stopping--promising it would be more rapid than eagles on coursers could fly with the down of a thistle stuck in his eye!
We looked for the man with the nose like a cherry and belly that shook when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly--found plenty--but none dressed in red fur from his head to his foot. We looked. And looked. Up one side and down the other playing "Where's Waldo" with Santa, six kids in tow, a man trying to pretend he wasn't with me--a crazy vixen with a STALKER look!
The kids were tired, the kids were hungry with visions of McDonald's dancing in their heads. . . So hungry. How hungry?
Me to Patrick: "Patrick, quit picking your nose!"
Patrick: "But I'm hungry!"
EEeowww!
FINALLY, we find the jolly old elf, tucked away by the chimney, obviously HIDING from children!
Just then a sign goes up saying he's going on a one hour break. An hour!!! What kind of Santa leaves his post for AN HOUR just days before Christmas? I look over at Vu. He looks very disappointed. He looks like he is going to cry! Santa cannot leave!
I dasher, dancer and prancer after him yelling in front of the whole crowd, "Santa, Santa! Please! We need to see you! Pleeeeease! We can't wait an hour because I have a husband who is going to divorce me if we spend five more minutes in this peddler-packed-forsaken mall!"
He looks over his shoulder, sees desperation on my face and pauses. I think I've got him . . . oh but then, that "I've-been-peed-on-one-too-many-times-today-look returns and I realize I'm losing him--he is NOT going to stop--he is leaving so lively and quick I know in a moment it's the REAL St. Nick!
I consider doing something drastic--how can I get his attention in a flash??
Tear open my shutters and throw off my sash? Or MOON him giving a lustre of mid-day to objects below!
That might get me arrested!
Desperate times call for desperate measures! I take the reindeer by the horns and use every ounce of sugarplum I have, creating a clatter. "Santa PLEASE! My little boy has NEVER seen Santa in his whole, entire life!!!! He grew up cold and tired and hungry in a far away orphanage dreaming for six years of the day he could finally meet you!!! Please Santa, please??"
By this time a crowd has gathered to see what was the matter. Was this the REAL Santa? Did Santa have a heart? Would he stop in his tracks like a moose after a long winter nap?

Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night!