Please Remain Seated . . .
For English . . . Press 1 . . .
For all other languages . . . please hang up and dial again . . .
Your call is important to us . . .
We are busy assisting other customers--our Gold Star Members. We are assisting with services such as-- three end-of-the-year soccer parties, one end-of-the year volleyball party, a trip to the eye doctor and the orthodontist, one school program, one church group meeting and one build-your-own-log-cabin-out-of-a-shoebox school project.
If you would like to become a Gold Star Member, please send in a large donation, a case of toilet paper, and a Starbucks gift card. All applications will be considered.
Please remain seated . . .
Someone will be with you shortly . . . I promise . . .
For all other languages . . . please hang up and dial again . . .
Your call is important to us . . .
We are busy assisting other customers--our Gold Star Members. We are assisting with services such as-- three end-of-the-year soccer parties, one end-of-the year volleyball party, a trip to the eye doctor and the orthodontist, one school program, one church group meeting and one build-your-own-log-cabin-out-of-a-shoebox school project.
If you would like to become a Gold Star Member, please send in a large donation, a case of toilet paper, and a Starbucks gift card. All applications will be considered.
Please remain seated . . .
Someone will be with you shortly . . . I promise . . .
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